Torridge turd tickler

An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.

Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.

Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you

by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019

dick tickler

-slang for mustache

That old, toothless Scottish bastard has a bunch of cum caught in his dick tickler from sucking his brothers cock.

by scream_clarity September 10, 2011

Ram Tackle

The act of running head first into your lover's bottom area as she is bending over naked in the doggy style position.

Hey bro, I "ram tackled" your Mum and she rather liked it.

by Ram Tackle June 15, 2010

Pickle Tickler

Noun,

A tongue, lip or any other Intra-oral and/or peri-oral piercing designed to increase and facilitate stimulation of the penis while performing oral sex. Popular among those who identify themselves as a hoochie, whore, sluts, cholita, juggalette, douche baggette, punk, fairy, puffer, emo, homo, and/or trollo.

I bet that dude with a pony and pickle tickler would bob your knob if you asked him.

by JRPGking December 21, 2009

twig and tackle

Twig and tackle is a synonym for cock and balls.

*Whack*, Ahh, fuck, I totally just got racked in the twig and tackle

by D-Biscuits January 2, 2008

Little Tackers

Small Children (Australian Vernacular)

Those little tackers are full of beans today.

by burgerqueen May 18, 2015

goblin tickler

One who tickles goblins.

That joe sure is a goblin tickler.

by Vamsinnie March 28, 2009