An apple polishing type; A fake individual; Two faced.
Seeks to flatter others expecting a service in return.
Seeks to flatter others expecting a service in return.
Earl walks into the office just as his boss blows an impetuous, poisonous, pestilent fart capable of desintegrating one's body, mind, and soul.
Earl: "Hey boss! It smells wonderful in here today! By the way, have you given any thought to that raise I asked you last year?"
If Earl was not a sycophantic bastard, he would have said:
Earl: " What the Fuck! Somebody fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! I can't believe how awful it smells in here boss! Did you have carcass for breakfast?
Earl: "Hey boss! It smells wonderful in here today! By the way, have you given any thought to that raise I asked you last year?"
If Earl was not a sycophantic bastard, he would have said:
Earl: " What the Fuck! Somebody fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! I can't believe how awful it smells in here boss! Did you have carcass for breakfast?
by puffyjacket October 26, 2007
This psychological self-assessment is the result of teaching that pride the deadly sin can copulate with self-esteem the evil twin and give birth to something good.
Looking in the mirror and finding nothing needs improvement because of a lacking ability to do "CRITICAL INTROSPECTION"
society as a whole believes that it takes a village to raise a child, but an intolerant, self-righteous, virtue signaling, Narcissistic village idiot is all the village has ever been able to raise up. we call them politically activated progressive social justice warriors. AKA domestic terrorist of the private population.
Looking in the mirror and finding nothing needs improvement because of a lacking ability to do "CRITICAL INTROSPECTION"
society as a whole believes that it takes a village to raise a child, but an intolerant, self-righteous, virtue signaling, Narcissistic village idiot is all the village has ever been able to raise up. we call them politically activated progressive social justice warriors. AKA domestic terrorist of the private population.
sycophantic introspection has produced another narcissistic village idiot, if only they had learned CRITICAL INTROSPECTION.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
Hym "The face that no one sees a problem with this should be cause for concern for a lot of you. You only don't because you think it's too good to be you. But do I have a single sycophant? Maybe. Paul? Do I have a single sycophant? I donno."
by Hym Iam October 04, 2023
A word to describe a person who lavishes praise, blind loyalty and approval upon an individual, cult or organization, to satisfy their own agenda, make financial, social or political gain or to conceal their own shortcomings.
Often enacted at the expense of others, and no matter the evidence to the contrary.
Often enacted at the expense of others, and no matter the evidence to the contrary.
“Well done, boris” said the Sycophant, “you a doing a good job, the protesters are the evil ones”
“Well Done Boris, best prime minister ever, even with 50,000 deaths and a corrupt advisor you are the best, unlike what labour did 150 years ago”
“Leave Dom alone, he was only doing the best for his child, when he drove 60 miles to test his eyes with him in the back”
“Well Done Boris, best prime minister ever, even with 50,000 deaths and a corrupt advisor you are the best, unlike what labour did 150 years ago”
“Leave Dom alone, he was only doing the best for his child, when he drove 60 miles to test his eyes with him in the back”
by NoTmOvInGoN June 04, 2020
I'm not one of your sycophants bitch. And the only shit-talking that is changing people's lives forever is going in this direction: ME👉The World👉YOU. That's how this works. It doesn't circle back around. YOU don't tell me anything. This is an entirely linear interaction.
Hym "I'm not one of your sycophants. Don't lump me in with your fan-boy. I'm not going anywhere to listen to you. Where are you going to listen to me? Is it HERE? Are you coming HERE? FOR this? YES YOU ARE BITCH! I can't even see you! But I KNOW you're there! Don't I!? I can see the stupid look on your fucking face as you're reading it too. How do I know it's stupid? Because it's ALWAYS stupid! You have a stupid face."
by Hym Iam October 01, 2023
Sycophant to their CEO boss: You’re just sooo good at making the right decisions. That’s why we respect you. And, considering my request for a promotion—Oh, you want me to clean the toilet? Of course I can do that! No, I know I don’t get paid for it. It’ll be my honor.
by chachachance March 22, 2024