swirlie

Someone who's existence is merely a holding pattern in the toilet bowl of life and who will go swirling down the drain at the slightest decrease in forward inertia. So weak is their character and constitution, that the slightest emotional bump in the road will send them swirling away. They won't even have time to curl up in the fetal position and suck their thumb.

He's such swirlie. He quit his job, citing self-esteem issues, then spiraled further into depression and self-loathing after moving into his mother's basement.

by jpinbayview April 9, 2009

Swirly

Part of a guy's stubble where the hair grows in a circular direction, reminiscent of Van Gogh's The Starry Night.

Dude, when did you last shave? I can see your swirly.

by Kathryn Marchetti July 27, 2008

swirly

1) A type of blow job in which the girl constantly tilts her head back and forth. 2) A local girl known for doing definition 1)

That bitch blows almost as good as swirly

by MBC April 2, 2003

swirly

adjective used to describe people who are showing effects of GHB. Commonly followed by the word bitch, as in "swirly bitch"

We dosed and then got all swirly.

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

swirly

synonym to wavy

you hear ski mask’s new song?

yea it’s swirly

by bruh91011 October 6, 2018

swirly

a french-canadian-indian. whose words count for 3 different continents, thus is always right internationally.

That damn swirly is always coming in here with all the answers. I oughtta give him a black eye!

by Whoopi Goldberg May 5, 2007

Swirly

The number of hits it takes to feel the buzz from a nicotine vaping device

Bro I just took swirly and now everything’s spinning

by ToastedHamster4 July 12, 2020