Severus Snape

The Potions Master at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. In book 6, he became the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and in the 7th, became the Headmaster and got killed by Lord Voldemort's snake, Nagini. To this day, no one knows if his portrait resides in the Headmaster's room, but seeing as how he was a one, most guess yes. He at first had a goatee in the book's illustrations, but since portrayed by Alan Rickman, he apparently shaved it off. He has many fangirls (me included), but I am one of the sane ones, people. He is also extremely hot. And yes I had to say that.

Severus Snape is extremely smart and handsome. He loves Lily Evans, who marries James Potter instead, and turned over to the good side the moment Voldemort threatened her. I love him, but I know that it will never happen.

by Kyui11 June 15, 2009

Severine

Around-the-world traveller and round-the-clock worker who has a taste for challenges, either professionally or personally, and who is always there, at least virtually, for her friends.

She's such a Severine: she's just come back from Canada, but is already planning to go and work in Russia.

by moranguinhappy February 7, 2010

Severitus

a genre of Harry Potter fanfiction were Severus Snape mentors, aprentaces or in anyway becomes a father like figure to Harry Potter.

also applies to Harry taking care of Severus

Severitus is NOT Snarry paring.

"I was reading this Severitus fic, and Snape never really hated Harry anymore, he was kinda fatherly really."

by TheSweetPrince August 30, 2007

Severin

Severin is the nicest and most handsome boy you will ever meet. He's kind, smart, funny, athletic, and talented. Severin would always make you smile no matter what he is doing. He likes to read, play games, play sports, and support his friends. Sometimes, he's a little shy and awkward but that just makes you love him more. Severin is love <3

Me: Severin, if you ever see this, I just want you to know that you are always in my heart. I will love you until the day I die.

by milkcometome April 14, 2019

have several seats

When somebody says something so stupid it's beyond repair. The act of being basic in the presences of a G.

Trina: Beyoncé 's hair is all hers no weave

Alicia: go have several seats

by CosmicWzrd January 7, 2016

Severance Lay

When, after ending a relationship, you have sex for the last time; either after they break up with you, or you with them.

"My girlfriend is moving out of town, so we're splitting up. I'm swinging by her apartment tonight to get my stuff and my severance lay."

by b34r May 21, 2009

Sweber

Sweber is the definition of a homie. He is funny as af and has a large schlong. He is smart as a motherfucker and can still party like theres no fucking tomorrow. A legend around the JHS campus. huge penis.

Hi, i'm sweber; let's fuck!

by cNilly October 4, 2011