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Swerving Turd

A trim line on Chrysler, Dodge and Ram vehicles that costs extra to upgrade your steering from being held together by spaghetti, to something more stiff like crucifix wood from the Churches they are constantly going to. It allows others to see how adept they are at trying to keep their Chrysler within two lanes on the highway, and glide them almost without effort into rest areas or the breakdown lane. It also allows Chrysler drivers to use up only two parking spaces instead of the usual three or four when they park at a Trump rally or their job at a hotel sniffing farts out of bedsheets.
Even with her morbid obesity, Irene was able to stay 30mph under the speed limit in the passing lane in her Chrysler as 18 wheelers passed around her, and thanks to the Swerving Turd package, she still could stay on the phone with her church group.
by Arial3535 August 26, 2020
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Sergina

Someone who has the beauty of a supermodel, but the heart of an angel. If you are the one she cares about, you will never have a problem coz she will constantly show u love and attention and never stop treating u like a king. Even with how amazing she looks she always manages to think she’s ooogly, this means that she either has bad eyes or a dirty mirror. She is the most amazing person ever and through everything she goes through there will always be her special man to keep her going and to stand by her side
I love you Sergina
by Doosha booqta November 5, 2020
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Swervin

An awesome song from A Boogie Wit A Hoodie and 6ix9ine.
A fire song dropped in 2018
Bro I just listened to Swervin and it is fire.
by Shadow_Reaper 95 May 15, 2019
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swerving

being so drunk, basic functions are no longer possible
dude Kate! last night you were swerving!
by amanda September 7, 2003
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Pervin' and Swervin'

Scoping out women from your driver's seat while driving, either on the freeway or surface streets, to the point where you almost lose control of the vehicle.
Bro--too many hotties on the drive to work this morning. Pervin' and swervin' the whole way, almost totalled the bimmer.
by another guy named steve July 26, 2011
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Sergina

A brilliant and powerful black woman. Someone who will inevitably change the world.

Also see ineffable , amazing , black girl magic
That girl is such a Sergina, she is impressive!
by Pacensprint May 10, 2019
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Swerving

Swerving is a thing that limelight’s like to do. Limelights are fans of the band Why Don’t We. People swerve because limelights have their lane (their crush in The band) and they may swerve to another member.
Person1: did you see that hot picture of Daniel Seavey?
Person2: STOP IM IN JONAHS LANE YOUR MAKING ME SWERVE
swerving
by rachaelr August 22, 2018
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