emet-selch

emet-selch, To have a massive penis or to be a BAMF with uncontrolled sexual energy

yo that dude is such an emet-selch i cant believe how massive his junk is

by SKepparyn July 2, 2019

swelsh

A mixture of bodily liquid such as sperm, feces, sweat, etc.

I had to clean up all that swelsh left over at the morgue, it was disgusting.

by Chris McFatty September 11, 2007

swelc

a cross between the words so - well - and cool.
instead of saying all of them , this is a shortened version, thought to have originated from 'may camp' and can be traced back to st johns meads school :D

did you see that ... it was swelc!!

by cd2806 June 29, 2011

sqwelcher

Another name for a very moist female vagina.

Put that sqwelcher away, your spraying that sh** EVERYWHERE!

by Gary MacKenzie April 15, 2008

snelch

The art of ejaculating on another's hand, then snorting the semen through a nostril.

Guy 1: I snelched a line right off this hot chick's hand last night!
Guy 2: ...

by msinclair December 28, 2005

Selch

The process of a man ejacualting inside of another person's rectum and then using a straw to suck the semen or blum out of that same ass with a straw. The straw used should be a curly straw.

That last selch that I slurped up was like a warm McDonalds milk shake.

by Slick Dick Lick June 17, 2004

Smelcher

One who sucks the cum out of a woman's vagina after ejaculating. Akin to snowballing.

I had no idea John was a smelcher. After we got done doing the nasty, he started sucking his milk back out!

by Some,kid July 27, 2008