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Stauncher

A stauncher is an australian gangsta. The pose of staunching is to pull your shirt over your face but leaving your eyes still visable, with you other hand you put it in the air and make your fingers in a gun shape. Staunchers commit a number of crimes such as: drug use, under age drinking, shop lifting, mugging or "rolling" people for their belonings, and most importantly "painting trains" as in doing graffiti.
"I staunched some kid last night" as in i mugged someone last night

"The dude in that photo is a stauncher" as in doing the perticular pose
by ZegerTheHecktickqStuanchaa January 24, 2010
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Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.
Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.
by LairBear June 13, 2015
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Stauncher

A person who sucks on the toes of others.
Look at that stauncher Tyler sucking on Heidi's toes.
by Todd Bushey March 22, 2009
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spunched

Jumbled to the point that nothing can be understood; cluttered and hard to navigate around.
Crys, your profile is so spunched up that I don't even know which section is fucking which.
by Clarissalana September 11, 2006
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screen scrunched

In certain video games, such as in Mario, when the screen is moving and you die from being trapped between the moving screen and an object.
Damn! Cant believe I got screen scrunched in the tank level of Mario 3!
by Ben Rie September 29, 2008
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staunched

to have been agressive towards somebody as if you wanted to fight them.
or to walk up to somebody to intimidate them.
This munter staunched up to me so a axed him,
and this little guy wanted to go me but then i just went over and staunched him and he ran off.
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Slauncher

1. An extremely un-technical term for a big ass fish
2. A shlong dong dickasaurus
3. Nickname given to a close friend
Ex:

1.Holy fuck. You just landed a slauncher, better post that on the gram or ain't no one gonna believe you.

2. She wanted to fuck, but I turned it down, didn't want to stretch her like a balloon bwith this slauncher between my legs.
3. Hey wassup slauncher?
by Crowders ridge roast mastah November 16, 2018
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