A stauncher is an australian gangsta. The pose of staunching is to pull your shirt over your face but leaving your eyes still visable, with you other hand you put it in the air and make your fingers in a gun shape. Staunchers commit a number of crimes such as: drug use, under age drinking, shop lifting, mugging or "rolling" people for their belonings, and most importantly "painting trains" as in doing graffiti.
"I staunched some kid last night" as in i mugged someone last night
"The dude in that photo is a stauncher" as in doing the perticular pose
"The dude in that photo is a stauncher" as in doing the perticular pose
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Get the Stauncher mug.A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.
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Get the screen scrunched mug.to have been agressive towards somebody as if you wanted to fight them.
or to walk up to somebody to intimidate them.
or to walk up to somebody to intimidate them.
This munter staunched up to me so a axed him,
and this little guy wanted to go me but then i just went over and staunched him and he ran off.
and this little guy wanted to go me but then i just went over and staunched him and he ran off.
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Get the staunched mug.1. An extremely un-technical term for a big ass fish
2. A shlong dong dickasaurus
3. Nickname given to a close friend
2. A shlong dong dickasaurus
3. Nickname given to a close friend
Ex:
1.Holy fuck. You just landed a slauncher, better post that on the gram or ain't no one gonna believe you.
2. She wanted to fuck, but I turned it down, didn't want to stretch her like a balloon bwith this slauncher between my legs.
3. Hey wassup slauncher?
1.Holy fuck. You just landed a slauncher, better post that on the gram or ain't no one gonna believe you.
2. She wanted to fuck, but I turned it down, didn't want to stretch her like a balloon bwith this slauncher between my legs.
3. Hey wassup slauncher?
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