A word which you would use to describe a large person who swaggers like a chav but is too large too swagger.
Combines waddle and swagger.
Combines waddle and swagger.
by danni.yelly July 22, 2009
Very sarcastic teenage girl, usually but not always a relative that one can talk to about anything, is always there for you when you need her the most. Awesome sense of humor, also has an unhealthy obsession with twilight book series.
Girl 1:Good thing (other friend) was there for me.
Girl 2:That Duck Swaddle is a good friend!
You're lucky you have a Duck Swaddle in your life.
This here's Duck swaddle!
<3 Duck Swaddle
Omg fuckin Duck Swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u HO!
"Duck Swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of class
Girl 2:That Duck Swaddle is a good friend!
You're lucky you have a Duck Swaddle in your life.
This here's Duck swaddle!
<3 Duck Swaddle
Omg fuckin Duck Swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u HO!
"Duck Swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of class
by ELtodaRey bitch May 15, 2009
The act of wrapping up your pud during masturbation with any sort of cloth or fabric (preferably soft and disposable) so that the inevitable sticky, messy load is confined and easily disposed of.
I know that Donnie employed the cock swaddle in my bathroom because he came out smiling, the bathroom didn't stink like ass, and one of my hand towels was missing. What a fucker.
by Cosmosis September 22, 2009
When you fuck a pregnant chick and cum on the baby. When the baby gets delivered, it is wrapped in a swaddle of cum.
by Bobby Harrison December 18, 2010
by yannimyfanny March 11, 2008
Wrapping someone fully grown as if they were a baby, but doing it with one's body instead of a blanket OR in addition to a blanket.
by Carm050449 April 25, 2015
by Laytrium December 26, 2018