saddlestraps

The pubic hair that trails down the inside leg. The southern-style happy trail.

That girl over there is wearing booty shorts and I can see her saddlestraps!

by HYBriD47 September 3, 2006

tard swaddle

The manner in which a mentally retarded person walks, blending the acts of shuffling and waddling.

Look at Doug go! He's got such a tard swaddle.

by yannimyfanny March 11, 2008

Birmingham Saddleshank

The endeavour to lean out of one’s car window whilst driving on a road with at least two lanes and with willy unsheathed to insert said willy into the open window of other cars travelling in the same direction (this latter part is important lest one expects to receive a brutal dicklashing).

‘Deftly, Turpin lowered himself to Black Bess’s side, her muscles writhing powerfully under his soles as she galloped as a shadow in the fog, drawing ever closer to the magistrate’s coach. With one hand still clinging to his steed, he lowered his britches in preparation for the impending Birmingham Saddleshank.
The magistrate could hear the crescendo of galloping behind him rising with his nervous heartbeat, until thrust through his window was the most foul of phalluses accompanied by the scream of his coachman and the growl of Hell’s own brimstone: “Magistrate, your money or your wig all pissed on.”’ – Black Bess; or, The Knight of the Road by William Harrison Ainsworth

by 535 October 9, 2012

cock swaddler

One who has such soft and full lips that while giving a blowjob, the penis-or cock-is completely engulfed by the lips and mouth providing an array of pleasures for the one receiving the oral.

That woman man, the other night she gave me incredible head, she is such a cock swaddler.

by dali2323 September 28, 2010

Cock Swaddler

One who greatly enjoys the delicate handling of either their own or someone else's cock. Commonly members of the Steeler nation, they will swaddle some meat any time, any where, any way they possibly can.

That dude is such a cock swaddler, I swear he handles at least 3 a day. Probably 10 when the Steelers win a game.

by Cbelott91 October 1, 2018

swaddle

The waddle you get after having wonderful sex.

She swaddled over to the blockbuster -- bow legged.

by Sonia'SEX April 23, 2006

swaddle

to move your hips in a circular motion while straddling an object

adam swaddled alex's face

by cbrownlee December 15, 2010