Ark Survival Evolved

Ark a game were you build up and put your heart and soul into a base. Then comes a 48 year old man who lives in his parents basement and f4cks you over. You also have these little f4ckers that get inside the mesh and f4ck you from behind commonly knowns as mesh monekys. This reaptalbe cycle and will basically be the thing that ruins your life.

Example 1 Ark Survival Evolved : Yo tribe mate that littl c4nt is back with his giga
Example 2: Little fu4cker insided me you c4nt
Example 3: That f4cken pego stole my f4cken element

by Your nan_bong_Rat August 16, 2020

blitz survival games

A huge cell of cancer

'I was diagnosed with cancer, must be Blitz Survival Games'

by honeybooboooooboo August 20, 2017

Counter-survivalism

An ideology based on the belief that humanity is actively working against itself as a species to the extent that it has a detrimental effects on our chances of survival. Therefore, it dictates, present human society is following a counter-survivalist ideology. The term was coined by M.H. in her study of invasive species and the relation between science and society during her years at SciencesPo.

- In my essay today, I argued that humanity is going to end.
- Oh, did you use counter-survivalism as an example?

The movie "Don't Look Up" symbolises the current tension between survivalist and non-survivalist political forces.

by JCommittee January 22, 2022

survival of the idiots

An episode of Spongebob Squarepants in which Sandy eats a ton of nuts the store fat for hibernation season in her Tree Dome. Spongebob and Patrick end up going inside to see what she's up to and the door freezes shut in which they are trapped inside and forced to survive for all of winter. They do this by shaving patches of Sandys fur to use as warmth for the harsh climate. They eventually wake Sandy when they were arguing as to who is Dirty Dan and who is Pinhead Larry. Sandy and proceeds to practically killed both of them and give them their own grades.... morbid for a kids show huh? Anyway, as previously stated they make it through the spectral apparition that is the fact that it is snowing inside a dome with no clouds or westher... underwater. Sandy wakes up apparently losing all the weight games from eating all of the knots and then finds that all of her fur has been shaved off and then disturbingly where SpongeBob and Patrick as clothing..... our generation would be so fucked if they actually looked into these shows.

The Donner Party, survival of the idiots

by Hunterthrkingsassani February 19, 2014

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

a semi-funny show with teen actors who make a mead notebook filled with "tip's" about how to get through school. during the show the kids spend very little time in class and have more dating drama than homework. they are oddly close friends with the janitor and spend a lot of time complaining about having school work and tests.

guy1: "did you see Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide last night?"
guy2: "yah they had a tip that just said 'Get a cool hairdo 2 weeks before school reopens'."
guy1: "yah thats why i got a mullet."
guy2: "thats awesome" :)

by LL Money July 19, 2010

Survival Pie

emergency ration pie, usually small enough to fit in the pocket of a reasonably sized trench coat and of the pork variety, should be eaten furtively and nibbled on in a mouse like manner, for general day to day survival in an urban setting, to be eaten in times of great hunger, not to be confused with standard issue special forces ration pies

'I say John boy, is that snuff in that tinfoil package?'. No Biggles, that is is my survival pie. My stomach thinks my throat's cut!'

by piginshite January 29, 2010

survival sex

The practice of a person or people, who are homeless or otherwise disadvantaged in society, that involves trading sex for food, a place to sleep, or other basic needs.

Resources are not always abundant, to the point survival sex is looked as a stepping stone until an opportunity for social mobility becomes available.

by XXXconsentform September 5, 2019