Self Serve Blumpkin

Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.

Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.

by Baller26 May 21, 2008

Suave

Having an air of confidence, courtesy, and intelligence. A stylish attitude, with high self-esteem.

Tom was really confident and nice today; he had a lot of suave.

by Tom Kane May 30, 2014

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by crynge November 14, 2020

Cyber Suave

Describes one who is amazing at wooing women via text or online chat. Generally not a woman he is involved with. This person is often socially inept in person.

Guy #1: "Aw man this girl I'm chatting with is getting all emotional, talking about feelings and shit, what do I do!?

Guy #2: "Go get Mike. He's the most cyber suave dude I know."

by Kee03 October 28, 2010

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by huggethibbler March 24, 2023

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009

Subvert Expectations

To destroy a great TV show with out-of-character actions and inconsistent logic for the sake of unneeded twists. Usually associated with Game of Thrones, but can be applied to Lost, Dexter, and other TV series.

Did you watch the last episode of Game of Thrones? D&D love to subvert expectations. Yesterday, they transformed Jon Snow into a wolf and made him eat Sansa.

by bang-gang May 16, 2019