Surprise Sex

The best kind of sex. Not rape like previously thought of.

It can be long, but is usually a "quickie," sex done quickly and shameless with your partner!

Surprise sex has been going on for millenia and was quite popular in classical Greece and ancient Rome.

Guy: Hey girl, it's me...guess what?

Girl: What?

Guy: Surprise!!! It's time for some surprise make-up sex! You'll love it! It's my surprise sex for you tonight, baby!

by LuffDogDictatesUrbanDictionary January 11, 2010

Surprise Sex

rape, to rape

It's not rape, it's surprise sex!

by randy mac August 28, 2003

surprise-sex

Legal rape

He didn't rape me, it was just surprise-sex

by daveybwoi January 15, 2009

Surprise Sex

When you have sex but neither you or the person that had sex with you knew it was going to happen.

Lily thought that Kevin wanted to rape her, but all he wanted to do is to have surprise sex with her.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021

Surprise Sex

Surprise Sex is when you have sex when you least expect it and it wasn't originally planned out.

Me and Joe walk home after a long night at the bar and enter the apartment knocked up. Unexpectedly Joe pulls me onto the bed and begins to strip down morning for me to do the same. Surprise Sex wasn't on my agenda but I don't mind adding it!;)

by Shortafpineappl3 February 5, 2018

Surprise Sex

Many say it is rape and you're only partially right. It is rape but with a willing victim. More like roleplaying with someone who trusts you. By no means inflict surprise sex on someone without their consent...preferably in writing.

You can't rape the willing, so now it's just surprise sex!

by Death's Stalker October 13, 2007

Surprise Sex

A Descreit way to explain rape

"She was subjected to Surprise Sex"

by Pedalzlala October 15, 2007