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tommi barnes 

Tommi Barnes

An amazing girl who is awesome and tends to be better than a lot of people. Tommi is a great tuba, bass, flute, keyboard, ect. player. Tommi is creative and musical. Though spending a lot of time alone than with people, she is one of the most amazing friends you could have.
Brittney: Did you see Tommi today?
Carly: No, she is at marching band.
Tommi Barnes is the best tuba player in the entire world.
tommi barnes by FreakShow September 15, 2014
Engaging in sex acts with two other people; either MMF or FFM. Usually used in text speak.
Wanna 3sum 2nite?

Most peopl fantasise about 3sums
3sum by freakshow July 14, 2005

surprise sex 

A dissmisive way to describe vaginal, oral or anal RAPE.

Rape is a crime.

The only 'surprise' should be the punishment by law the rapist receives for this crime.

Some examples below:
I surprised sex on her while she was asleep.

I shoved my cock in her mouth as a treat. She gagged and tried to back away.

She thought I was giving it her in her pussy, but I went up her arse and pretended I didn't know the difference.
surprise sex by freakshow July 14, 2005