Warm Brownie Surprize

When you manage to get ballsdeep in a chicks ass then pop your nuts inside and blow a load.

Your sister is so damn hott i gave her a Warm Brownie Surprize and left my nuts in her ass all afternoon.

by Wild Turkey 101 October 11, 2007

the white surprize

when a man is fucking a girl in the ass and he is ready to cum so he pulls it out and spits on her back so she thinks hes done then she turns around then you blow the load in her face. or can be the brown surprize but using shit or the red surprize where the girl instead of cumming shoots blood on you.

(girl)he drenched me with cum i wasnt expecting it daddy!!!

(father) well sweety next time make sure your ready for the white surprize.

by kinky fucker June 13, 2007

shanghai surprize

When a male is about to have intercourse with a female and she pulls out a penis out of her undies.

Jim: I want to have sex with you
Ling: Are you sure ?
Jim: Yes
Ling: Well I have a surprise for you!
Jim: what is it?
Ling: a shanghai surprize!!!!!!!!!!!

by gravityjapan April 1, 2009

Burgerize

To grab any shit, get it grounded, fashion into a burger and make burgers out if it.

Vegans burgerize everything.
They grab lentils, grind them, and make burgers with that shit.
It's disgusting.

by atsu March 22, 2010

surprize sex

A jolly spin to date rape.

"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.

by espannnnna07 December 9, 2008

sugarize

to appeal to oneself.

I did not want to sugarize myself or do anything just to appeal to other people.

by SEABLUE February 3, 2007

Surfrize

An unexpected bonus. Literally the surplus french fries you find at the bottom of the bag when you're done eating.

Nancy: I'm still hungry.

Pete: Then go bag diving for a surfrize, ya cow.

by Hepcat9 November 19, 2007