Smitzy

A word to describe someone who is extremely smart but who occasionally or frequently acts ditzy. Also used to describe the behavior of such person.

See that girl? You'd never guess by looking at her that she's super smart, because she acts totally ditzy. That girl is really smitzy.

My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. God, is he smitzy.

I went to a job interview and totally nailed it: passed every test and gave all the right answers. Everything was perfect ... until it was time to leave. Without thinking, instead of shaking my interviewer's hand, I gave him a kiss him on the cheek! That was one hell of a smitzy moment.

by yo-yo-ma-ma December 28, 2010

sitzberger

A sexual maneuver that involves hot dog water and a pitching wedge and a hobo.

I wanted to sitzberger my wife but we could not find a hobo.

by Tskills July 9, 2010

fo shitzel my schnitzel

But of course, my friend of Pan-Germanic descendancy.

German Man: Das ist gut!
American Man: Fo' shitzel my schnitzel!

by GefallenGoethe October 16, 2003

Shitzel

a poor or below average schnitzel

"Waiter, I ordered a Schnitzel, but instead you have brought me a Shitzel"

by lozmoz January 5, 2009

spitzer

To unexpectedly -- and spectacularly -- destroy your career in a single act so obviously wrong that having someone tell you "you should know better" would be blatantly redundant

Bob was on track to make regional manager until he spitzered himself

by Chip M. March 11, 2008

shitzenwadda

when every birthday present you get is a piece of shit

Person 1: HEY! I got you a preeeesent!!!
Birthday Person!: Cool! What is it!?
Person 1: OPEN IT!
Person 2: A Shitzenwadda, I LOVE IT!!!
Person 1: I thought u would!

by ali gal October 2, 2007

Shitzanogien

When Playing Minecraft, listening to revenge, Shitzanogien is the word associated when you are blown up by a creeper and lose all your stuff

You - “Yo I just found a village”.
Creeper kills you
You - “Ahhhhhh Shitzanogien, I just lost 11 Diamonds”.

by The Recyclable Cunt October 31, 2019