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Suffolk Community College
Community College system on Long Island consisting of 3 main campuses. From west to east: Grant Campus in Brentwood, Ammerman Campus in Selden and East Campus in Riverhead. It's well known for it's amazing Nursing program.
It's pretty cool by Community College standards. Most students consider the Grant/Brentwood campus to be the best campus out of the three b/c most professors there are somewhat decent and it is by far the best looking campus (especially compared to Nassau Community College which is very dated-looking). All of my classes sizes at SCCC have been reasonably small.
Just watch out for the speeding Honda's through the parking lot and avoid the Sagtikos Parkway around rush hour and you'll be fine.
It's pretty cool by Community College standards. Most students consider the Grant/Brentwood campus to be the best campus out of the three b/c most professors there are somewhat decent and it is by far the best looking campus (especially compared to Nassau Community College which is very dated-looking). All of my classes sizes at SCCC have been reasonably small.
Just watch out for the speeding Honda's through the parking lot and avoid the Sagtikos Parkway around rush hour and you'll be fine.
Sam: Dude, im goin to Suffolk Community College for my first 2 yrs and then transfer to a 4-year college to get a Bachelors. I'll be getting the same degree as somebody who spent four years full tuition so why waste money?
Bill: Cool, bro. Just don't get ran over by a souped up Civic or a bmw w/overly tinted windows.
Sam: Dude, it's not that bad!
Bill: Cool, bro. Just don't get ran over by a souped up Civic or a bmw w/overly tinted windows.
Sam: Dude, it's not that bad!
Suffolk Community College by SCCC'er December 13, 2012
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Suffolk County
Pretty much the same thing as Nassau County except Suffolk County usually has bigger houses, bigger property sizes and more personal space since its further away from New York City.
Almost everybody here is either middle class or rich though there are some white trash areas further out east and a few hoods scattered throughout the county (but the few hoods here aren't even that bad or that poor).
Suffolk County by far has the nicest beaches since it's considered too far for NYC ppl to travel to (who rarely even leave their borough to begin with); most jam up Nassau County&Jersey Shore beaches since its closer to them.
The only con's are that you need a car to get around and things can get pretty boring quick.
Almost everybody here is either middle class or rich though there are some white trash areas further out east and a few hoods scattered throughout the county (but the few hoods here aren't even that bad or that poor).
Suffolk County by far has the nicest beaches since it's considered too far for NYC ppl to travel to (who rarely even leave their borough to begin with); most jam up Nassau County&Jersey Shore beaches since its closer to them.
The only con's are that you need a car to get around and things can get pretty boring quick.
Bob: Suffolk County is better than Nassau!
Ron: No, Nassau is better!
Tina: It depends on what you like, if being close to NYC is important than Nassau is better. If quality of life is more important than Suffolk wins by a landslide.
Ron: No, Nassau is better!
Tina: It depends on what you like, if being close to NYC is important than Nassau is better. If quality of life is more important than Suffolk wins by a landslide.
Suffolk County by SuffixSuffolkian March 25, 2013
Suffolk County
Suffolk County is the eastern part of Long Island, New York. It is area Code 631 and the population is 1,419,369. South Of Long Island Sound, East Of Nassau County, East Of Atlatic Ocean, North of Fire Island .The Major townships are Babylon, Brookhaven, East Hampton, Huntington, Islip, Riverhead, Shelter Island, Smithtown, Southampton, and Southold. There are some very nice rich parts such as North Huntington, East Hamptown, Northport, Manorville and others. There is also hoods such as Wyandanch, Brentwood, Central Islip, North Amityville, Huntington Station and Riverhead.
Demographics:
White (non-Hispanic)-69.4%
Black or african american-21.6%
Hispanic-7.9%
Asian-1.1%
American Indian-.01%
Median House Hold Income: $98,500 per year
Colleges: Suffolk County Community College, Dowling, New York Insitute Of Technology, SUNY Farmingdale and Long Island Universty (southhold campus)
Famous People: Mariah Carey, Alec Baldwin, Melissa Joan Hart, Kevin James, Lindsay Lohan, Rakim (rapper), Keith Murray (rapper) and Ralph Machio-just to name a few.
Malls: SmithHaven Mall, Walt Whitman Mall, Bayshore Mall, Tanger Outlets, Broadway Mall & Sunrise Mall.
Resturants: Tellers in Islip, Mama Lombardi's in Holbrook, The Snapper Inn located along Connetquot river, Bestio's Mexican Resturant in Huntington and J&R's Steak House-All Recomended Resturants.
Demographics:
White (non-Hispanic)-69.4%
Black or african american-21.6%
Hispanic-7.9%
Asian-1.1%
American Indian-.01%
Median House Hold Income: $98,500 per year
Colleges: Suffolk County Community College, Dowling, New York Insitute Of Technology, SUNY Farmingdale and Long Island Universty (southhold campus)
Famous People: Mariah Carey, Alec Baldwin, Melissa Joan Hart, Kevin James, Lindsay Lohan, Rakim (rapper), Keith Murray (rapper) and Ralph Machio-just to name a few.
Malls: SmithHaven Mall, Walt Whitman Mall, Bayshore Mall, Tanger Outlets, Broadway Mall & Sunrise Mall.
Resturants: Tellers in Islip, Mama Lombardi's in Holbrook, The Snapper Inn located along Connetquot river, Bestio's Mexican Resturant in Huntington and J&R's Steak House-All Recomended Resturants.
Yo i was over in suffolk county picked up some fine ass rich girls in smithhaven mall then drove over to Central islip and picked up some good weed but then got caught so i ended up in riverhead jail.
Suffolk County by SuffolkPhyscoMakinMoney June 21, 2009
Suffolk (U.K County)
<two teenagers walking through a town centre in Suffolk>
Teen#1: There's a lot more old people about today...hang on...oh shit...
Teen#2: What?
Teen#1: I've just remembered, it's pension day!
Teen#2: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Teen#1: There's a lot more old people about today...hang on...oh shit...
Teen#2: What?
Teen#1: I've just remembered, it's pension day!
Teen#2: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Suffolk (U.K County) by Matt M April 11, 2005
Suffolk County
Guy 1: Where do you live?
Guy 2: I live in Suffolk County.
Guy 1: Oh, so you’re rich?
Guy 2: Yes, I am.
Guy 2: I live in Suffolk County.
Guy 1: Oh, so you’re rich?
Guy 2: Yes, I am.
Suffolk County by FortniteFan368 October 29, 2018
Suffolk Delight
When you see a girl (usually from a backwards place) getting herself off with a piece of solidified faeces
"Hey John, Jook over there theres a girl whipping up a fresh batch of "Suffolk Delight"
"I got's a hankerin' for some Suffolk Delight, pass me the cat litter please honey"
"I got's a hankerin' for some Suffolk Delight, pass me the cat litter please honey"
Suffolk Delight by omgzzlolzzzmannnn1288674434 August 20, 2012