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sockpuppeting

When you fist someone so deep you can control them like a sock puppet.
Jim: Last night, I fisted Emma so deep that I could control her like a sock puppet.
Matt: Sockpuppeting sounds gross.
by Brawbag November 24, 2016
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South Carolina Sockpuppet

the act of cumming countless times into a sock, letting it grow mold, and proceeding to slap someone unconscious with it whilst inserting the unholy item up their anal cavity
tom made a south carolina sockpuppet with his bros. they all complained about their ass hurting in the morning.
by The Name October 3, 2022
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Sockpuppet

When you beat off in to one of your socks while it is inside out. Then discard it in the laundry basket. Then you or someone else reaches in to turn it right side out for wash and the find the sock puppet.
I found a sockpuppet in the laundry last night. I don't think it was mine.
by TheHamm June 11, 2018
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Slut Sockpuppet

A girl who decides one day to leave her BF for another guy.
Uses the next BF for a week, leaves him.
Uses the next BF for 3 days, leaves him.

......after about a good month, you find out she's gone with 10 guys. and alot of unknown explanations.

In other words, the theory of using guys to get w/e you want -whether physically, materially, mentally etc- and discarding them like a sock after its used.
Dude, OMG. She's such a freakin slut sockpuppet.
by ShadowSparkleeNinja May 6, 2008
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canadian sockpuppet

The act of sticking ones hand up a women's anus so far you can control her body movements
I gave her a Canadian Sockpuppet last night, she is still shaking
by B0RNK1N9 November 3, 2017
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sockpuppet

The true idenity of the girlfriend a message board poster says he has, when it is unlikely that this poster could ever score one.
He said he couldnt post last night because he was out with his girlfriend, but we know he was just getting busy with sockpuppet.
by Lemiwinks31 July 27, 2009
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sockpuppet

A person you wipe your jizz on after u jack off, or get jacked off.
Yeah i used that bitch as my sockpuppet!
by mofo April 1, 2003
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