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Job Suckurity

Continued employment assured by the natural expression of incompetence and stupidity of your co-workers.
Since I'm the only one who can get anything done around here, I have plenty of job suckurity.
by jobsuckurity July 9, 2010
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Suckation

adj. A level of sucking far worse then sucking alone. Measured in SU (Suck Units). Generally used in terms of people who are new to roleplaying, and thusly considered newbs or noobs.

If you suck, then you just suck. But if someone has to assign you a level of suckation, then you suck bad. For every level of suckation (Going from 1SU to 10SU, you have to multiply what it takes to suck by itself that number of times.)

Suckation Rankings:
*1SU - Frequently mispelled words. Poor punctuation. Short, nondescript posts. Occasional use of shorthand.(U R KOOL, for example.)

*2SU - Piss poor spelling. Almost non-existant punctuation. Horrid posts. Even more shorthand.

*3SU - Spelling like a dead cat. Punctuation - What's that? Posts look like this: 'beems kill u.' Shorthand rules.

*4SU - Anyone pulling PowerGame shit automatically moves directly to Suckation level 4. RolePlay is called RolePlay only because of the In Character Status. Kill me.

*5SU - Um, huh? Watching this person post is like nails on a chalkboard. PowerGaming prevails, along with excessive 'Im gunna suicide un less n e one cares' or other pity-party like quotes.

*6SU - Solo RP's (If they can be called that) spam the chat. Each post is short. Each post sucks. Each post makes anyone with a brain want to clean out their ears with a Roto-Rooter.

*7SU - Just seeing the offenders name is enough to make your hair stand on end. You wish you were blind.

*8SU - The person is forced to claim retardation to fend off insults.

*9SU - To be determined.

*10SU - One who is known to do make the same newbish moves and actions outside of the game as inside it.

Many of these definations modified from the original list to make them more universally applicable.
Wow, Ahaz the Druid Demon...That creates a whole new level of suckation right there.
by SilentJ7 August 28, 2006
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Suckaton

A “suckaton” is a person who loves to suck dick and finds comfort in deep throating.
I love to suck call me a suckaton
by Sucky Ducky1 April 19, 2021
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Suckart

Another term for "Sucker". A harsher way to call someone a sucker.
"Stop drinking all of my Mellow Yellows, you suckart!"
by MisterMeez August 13, 2021
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SuckAFatOne

Just SuckAFatOne
by Yesn't Man't March 9, 2017
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genetalia suckalitus

A disease that infects most gay people it not only atracts them to the cock but makes them think they need it to live or move
I think this guy caught genetalia suckalitus he attacked me and try to suck it.
by j smith May 13, 2006
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sockaritis of the blowhole

When your diarrhea flows down your legs and fills up your socks.
Sorry I missed the meeting. I had a bad case of sockaritis of the blowhole.
by Jerdog 3 June 29, 2016
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