sobbing

convulsive gasp made while weeping; cry uncontrollably

There's one thing that you gotta do
to make me still want you:

Gotta stop sobbing now!!!!

by delpili August 17, 2007

tipsy sobbing

when your lightweight of a mother takes one too many sips of wine and can't stop laughing which then leads to mascara-filled tears running down her cheeks as she attempts to catch her breath while also hiccuping.

Oh god— Mom, you've only had three sips and you're already tipsy sobbing.

by lilyandyy December 27, 2021

literally sobbing

How you respond/comment to something extremely sad or funny when tears come to your eyes, but all you do is sit there staring at your screen and/or convulsing

'I'm literally sobbing rn'

by GirlwholovesFandomtoomuch February 28, 2017

Stub-Snubbing

1. When you buy a ticket to another movie because you don't want to pay for another one for whatever reason.

"I thought we were seeing Allegiant," said Johnny. "I'm stub-snubbing this one, the last book was too awful for me to pay to see this."

by Laura K32 June 24, 2016

subing

The deliberate and obvious act of touching your buttocks to another person or object and preferably getting a picture of the act.
Rules: Sitting on things does not count and farting on people is frowned upon.

J: Take a picture of me-I am going to sube this tree.

M: No, you and your teammates should be subing your coach.

by michbarn July 25, 2011

Stubbington

A small village near the shore, it is the upper class version of its shitty neighbour Gosport. Except here 70% of people are over 60 and completely hate everyone under 25. Stubbington unfortunately holds many stuck up too good for you teenagers, probably from the local private school. And at the other end also holds the druggies from Gosport. Don’t come here, unless you’re going to the beach, and even then teens are setting shit on fire at sea-field and pissing in the water at night.

Friend 1: He’s a total wanker, one minute he’s doing keys of key, next minute he’s finishing his degree in literature.
Friend 2: he’s definitely from ‘Stubbington’.

by Outhouse35 April 10, 2019

Subbuing

Generic verb for when a guy is in his bedroom and you don’t know what he’s doing.

Person 2: What has Subbu been doing all day?

(Subbu has been in his room and no one knows what he’s doing)
Person 1: He’s subbuing.

by ImAyysexual69 July 28, 2022