stumpled

A combo of tripping and falling due to a swarm of people

At Boston Calling, I had to pick Jacy up from the mosh pit so that she wouldn’t get stumpled over by the swarm of people who wanted to see Khalid front row.

by Iced tea gal February 6, 2019

Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"

by DGFab January 11, 2009

Stumpler

the stubby end of a penis looking material

veale has penis lips which smoked on a stumpler pipe

by Umdinger January 10, 2006

stumpay

(n) very cool, pretty unique person.

Lisa - her nickname is stumpay.
Jose - she looks like a stumpay; unique and pretty.

by $k314 February 22, 2009

Stompald

the act of being stomped and trampled at the same time

I was being rowdy with my two large dogs, a great Dane and weimeranier, and was almost stompald to death.

by KMEdens November 18, 2010

stumple

exceedingly short and stumpy

That poor guy has stumple thumbs.

by notbarbie December 18, 2010

Stumple

A stumple is a small object stuck in the ground.

Juan: Ah! I just stubbed my toe on a stumple!
Martha: Aw, that sucks!

by MooMoo Mike January 3, 2018