STRUMPETS

Hoes Hookers Sluts Hoodrats... a group of girls who constantly willing to jump on dick

Shes just another one of them strumpets

by BabYGuRLNPToWN September 15, 2008

Stumpled

When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.

"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."

by Kahrispy October 13, 2011

scrumple

A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.

"Dave, you coming to the scrumple tonight?
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!

"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"

by scrumbler May 20, 2014

strumpet

An extremely whorish girl

I'm going to the game to watch the strumpets. What? You know, the cheerleaders.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

Scrumplet

A small, yet attractive, person.

1. “I only eat snozcumbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” Original Source: Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Giant.

2. “Did you see the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”

by orangejuicew2 March 23, 2010

strimple

What happens when women can't make it to the bathroom on a "heavy" day.

"Damn, I just strimpled, and these are my new underwear!"

by Ellalicious October 31, 2006

cum scrumple

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face

"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."

by E-Dor December 6, 2006