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Sorostitute

A girl who appears to be in college. Always wearing a school sweat shirt with leggins and boots. A girl who walks around drunk most of the time jumping on whatever walks. Always with her whorority sisters. They all look like they wanna be Kesha and have their school logo on their face with their house letters located above their ass.
Sorostitute See local mall.
by CassyBitch November 7, 2011
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Sorostitute

A walking biological hazard. A veritable incubator for an array of sexually-transmitted infections.
Marked by an apparently deteriorated central nervous system, resulting in impulsive behavior and significantly retarded decision-making abilities.
Sorostitutes can be easily identified by their characteristically orange hue and fledgling melanomas/basal cell carcinomas.
The facial features of sorostitutes are unclear; even after months of careful field research, I haven't encountered one which had a face that was not obscured by quintuple coatings of Whore Dust.
Sorostitutes are normally clad in spandex leggings to accentuate their well-toned upper legs and gluteal muscles; these are well-deserved. This muscle tone is the result of literally days spent with their legs wrapped around males wearing hair gel.
If you are foolish enough to come in contact with a sorostitute's genitalia, immediate cauterization of all affected limbs is the most sensible mode of discourse.
I saw that sorostitute walking out of your bedroom this morning. You should probably look into some penicillin. She should probably look into some Vagisil.
by Bartleby the Scrivenahhh February 25, 2009
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Where do you live?
Strasburg.
Dude, I'm sorry.
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