Stroking

Why were you looking this up you pervert

I was stroking my penis

by Googleisfake May 14, 2019

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stroking on the stroke

When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.

Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.

by mong returns January 10, 2012

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stroking badger

Hand job given by someone with callus hands

I got a stroking badger last night and it tore my penis up!

by Badger girl May 12, 2016

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stroking

Usually said when a male is masturbating.

Hey, I'm stroking my balls.

by Mirosui August 26, 2005

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Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste

That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

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Stroking the Crossbar

when making love to a woman of a slighter build, it can be felt that the normal padding a woman has around her vagina is not present. In fact, in the case of very slight women one can feel a bone perdendicular to the penis that creates some discomfort known as the 'crossbar'. Stroking the Crossbar is simply having sex with a woman with a bony vagina.

Stephen had enjoyed his sex the night before but was feeling a little damaged from "Stroking the Crossbar".

by Big Ben Boy August 4, 2010

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