strip club wallet 

when u are broke which results you only having really small bills in your wallet: I.E. only 1's and 5's

me: dude, dave you have a huge case of having a strip club wallet u got like 30 bucks in ones man:

Dave; shutup man, im dead broke

strip club wallet by King Leonidas22 February 14, 2009

Strip Club Tux 

What a creeper wears to a strip club/gentleman's club/titty bar. Which consists of a long sleeve Tee or thermal shirt, sneakers or Tim's(work boots) and the most important article of the attire... The swishy pants(running pants made of wind breaker material) these pants are worn so that when he goes of a lap dance or couch dance he feel everything against his erect penis, and even cum in his pants and it won't leak through so his dancer of choice is none the wiser of his climatic explosion. The beginner or inexeperienced patron will have on actual sweat pants, he will quickly realize his mistake when he sees a nice wet spot in the groin region.

His creeper ass went to the 'titty bar' wearing his "strip club tux", pre-stocked with $1 bills to get his rocks off.

Strip Club Tux by Rlee4123 January 7, 2013

Strip-club flashbang

When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.

Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.

Friend:strip-club flashbang?

Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.

Strip-club flashbang by Deadb4uhearit September 8, 2013

strip club drunk 

ridiculous awesome trouble time

We need to get strip club drunk before we head to the strip club in the double-wide trailer.

Yo, Jon was strip club drunk last night. It was nuts.

strip club drunk by jwkdrw August 7, 2010

strip club creep 

That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.

Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.

Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?

strip club creep by El Wappo. May 21, 2020

Strip Club Vacation

A strip club vacation is when you camp out in a tent for a few days because you cant afford to buy a hotel because you have been spending hundreds of dollars on fucking strippers.

Dude i totally gave that stripper like $500 and fucked her 12 times on that last strip club vacation. I regret nothing.

Strip Club Vacation by Lucky Man 69 July 27, 2011

Strip Club Spaghetti 

When you meet a blonde stripper with a blonde hairy bush, while on her period and go down on her

Man I can’t wait to get me some Strip Club Spaghetti!

Strip Club Spaghetti by YEET_Force_Uno December 29, 2020