Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Deadb4uhearit

hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets

Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.

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Sarah finally wanted a child so I gave her a generous helping of my finest tot nog.

tot nog by Deadb4uhearit September 20, 2013

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When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.

Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.

Friend:strip-club flashbang?

Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.

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