Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark

A book used to ruin a kid's childhood.

Little Billy: Last night I read Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark and now I'll never get an erection.

by Kite March 13, 2004

storiented

A portmanteau of the phrase "story oriented." Used to describe entertainment which favors deliberate plot development over gags, action, or character-development.

Ashley: "Wanna watch a quick show before bed?"
Josh: "How about Game of Thrones?"
Ashley: "Nah, too storiented. Let's watch something light, like The League."

by phaelinx August 27, 2013

my stories

1.) Slang term most often used by older women to describe the Soap Opera's they often view

"Baby, lets hurry up and get home. You know my stories bout to come on!"

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 19, 2005

Roblox Bully Stories

A very emotional story about a ROBLOX noob who gets bullied by some guy, usually made with overused songs, videos like these make 12 year old boys cry about losing their ROBLOX girlfriend.

Example:
Dad: Why you crying so damn loud
12 year old: My roblox girlfriend broke up with me so im watching roblox bully stories on youtube!
Dad: Im putting you up for adoption

by digitalmind3r December 6, 2018

Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories is an installment of the Grand Theft Auto series, and is the best selling game so far for the PSP. It was released in the United States in October and in the United Kingdom in November. The game takes place in 1998 in Liberty City.

Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

by GTA256 June 26, 2006

Christmas Storied

When you get on top of somebody on the ground, with them on their back and punch them repeatedly. Ralphie did it to the bully in Christmas Story.

"Last night some guy threatened me at the bar his ass ended up getting Christmas Storied."

by SickBoyPunk February 27, 2009

Storie

A beautiful free-spirited person. A story-teller.

That girl Storie, is a beautiful person.

by StorieO February 5, 2010