soon™

Describes something that we are told is coming soon (game updates, TV shows, etc.) but we have heard it enough times to know better. Whoever is saying x event will occur soon is considered to own the trademark on the word because they have used it so many times.

See soon (tm)

We're adding new stuff to the website Soon™

Like what?

Idk, but we're doing it Soon™

by Extatic March 15, 2016

soontimes

slang meaning soon or sometime

lets chill soontimes

by JoelTheSexGod January 25, 2010

soonTM

When this phrase is used, you might as well forget the project. This phrase is used if the project your in is having some "delays" and will " open up real soon! "

if the owner of the game ever says this, its gonna take another 2 years to open. Promise. Maybe.

It's been two years, Isaac. give us games.

Isaac : soonTM

BUT ISAAC

by howHorrifying June 7, 2018

stoon

the act of ejaculating your warm gross load into a delicate piece of silverware and then mixing it with a drink.

"This beer is very nice, but it would be a lot better if I quickly Stooned into it! brb :3"

by DogBreathisDope January 13, 2023

stoot slap

the country version of a bitch slap.

i'm gonna stoot slap this sum bitch.

by joencandy October 7, 2007

Strontium Dog

One of the greatest comic strips ever to appear in 2000AD. The death of the main character in the end, Johnny Alpha, was so prolific, it was mentioned in an episode of Spaced.

"Just don't forget whose shoulder you cried on when the last one dumped you."
"I won't."
"Or when Johnny Alpha got killed by that big flying monster in 2000AD"

by Snake January 12, 2005

spoontaneous

waking up in the middle of the night and spooning your significant other for no particular reason(or maybe your just horny)

My wife was surprised at how spoontaneous my behaviour was this morning.

by caseybob February 14, 2010