two-stooler

A really fat person.

"See that fat-ass that just walked in?"
"Yeah, she's definitely a two-stooler."

by Prime December 22, 2002

un-spooled

When someone absolutely loses their mind over topics such as race, religion and money. Go full retard over trivial matters.

He became un-spooled after he was called a nigger by a nearby cracker.

by romdo308 October 7, 2013

half spooled

To be moderately intoxicated.

ex: My brother was half spooled after 3 beers.

by Floody86 July 6, 2015

stoosed

To be subjected to a poor situation or be victim of a bad event. Similar to smoked, messed up, thrashed, rocked, bashed.

Man, you got stoosed! (After being spit on)

by Paul Chua November 7, 2006

Stooldini

A turd that mysteriously disappears in the toilet bowl before flushing and then reappears for a victory lap after flushing

Little Billy estimated the stooldini at nearly a foot as it emerged from the queens throat 360d and returned

by Dredgfish May 3, 2010

stoled

The past tense of stole when meaning to punch or injur someone.

Man did you see that fight? That guy got stoled on.

by foshacka_8238 May 9, 2009

stooned

When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016