Stonewall Johnson

The white knight incarnate; a person whose irrepressible compulsion to cockblock is the only salvation of womankind. If he isn't there to prevent it, women are powerless to defend themselves against the predatory motivations of all other members of his gender. Called so because of his astounding ability to block any cock currently known to man.

Bro: Dude, Alex is such a cockblock.
Brah: Yeah, he's a regular Stonewall Johnson.
Bro: Weird, I coulda sworn he got RB's all up in that shit.
Brah: Word.

by Burley May 1, 2009

Stonewall middle school

One of the most ghetto schools ever we don’t have the best students or teachers. And if you mean we have the best fights then fuck yea I mean not rlly the best but we still have fights and there’s hella lot of fake ppl there and a lot of drama so beware!

Person 1 : damn I have to start middle school in stonewall middle school

Person 2: damn nigga that schools ghetto as shitttttt good luck I heared they have fights there and fake ppl !!!

by Stonewall sucks ass September 12, 2019

stonerlexic

A dyslexic stoner

When a stoner can't wait until 4:20 to get high, so she waits until 4:02. She is stonerlexic

by KPAS August 23, 2015

stonewall jacksoned

When you and a partner begin to engage in a sexual act, but when you want to go further, your partner rejects you. It is called "stonewall jacksoned" because your partner often has impenetrable defences.

Guy 1: Man I started messing areound with Nicole the other day but as soon as it started getting hot she Stonewall Jacksoned me!

Guy 2: How can something so evil possible exist...

by ginnihinh April 7, 2010

stonerosis

condition in which one has become too stoned to do anything other than to get more stoned.

I have stuff to do today but I've got stonerosis.

by dmnyd$ March 18, 2011

Stonewall jackson high school in Northern Virginia

A school where there is, indeed, a vast population of stoners, fake-emos, posers, and transfer kids. The transfer kids are the ones who do not want to go to the ghey schools that they should be going to (in Gainesville, Haymarket, Bristow, or Woodbridge), so they choose to enter the I.B. program. Also known as the "hardass program that might get you into a good college" program.
Stonewall is only good if you're in the IB program, because the regular classes are pathetically easy.

Kid 1: I go to Stonewall Jackson & I'm "emo"!
Kid 2: I'z go 2 da SJ n ah'm GANGSTAAA!
Kid 3: Tards. Stonewall Jackson high school in Northern Virginia is only good for the IB program. You're all going to end up working the corners for money while I'm attending college.

by CacapoopoopeepeeShire September 16, 2008

Stonehill College

Stonehill High is located in Easton MA, where you are unable to find one off campus house or party or bar, where cops have not already infiltrated the premises the second before you arrived. The male species on this campus would rather marinate in a sausage fest on the weekend than invite girls over. If they do in fact invite the girls over, you may find yourself naked in his bed the following morning. DON'T BE ALARMED, every single person on this campus and their mother already knows. Now this may seem bad for the girl but the boy is now off limits to the rest of the female population because every girl is somehow connected to the next. Aside from hooking up, stonehill students get as drunk as possible to forget that they are in a 12x12 room with 100 freshman grinding and sweating off the layers of make up that they put on 4 hours ago when they got ready to wait around and "find out whats going on." The academics here at stonehill are based on cheating and resubmitting your friends papers who have already taken the class. If you are failing a class, go cry to your professor and they will come up with 10 new extra credit options and you will wind up with an A. Don't forget, you can't skip classes because attendance is 50% of your grade and there are only 15 other kids in your class, you will receive an email from your professor asking if you're okay. If this doesn't tickle your pickle, Stonehill High also holds 3 dances in the gymnasium along side a pep rally.

"Should I apply to stonehill college?"
"If you didn't attend a public high school, yes"

by BeatBoxluver3000 November 5, 2018