stepfather

Usually a bad man who tricks a single woman with kids into marrying him because he says he will not try to discipline her children and will only enjoy being with them. Once these 2 people buy a house together, the stepfather turns into a complete asshole. He threatens to kick out his new wife's oldest son a lot because that son sees right through his bullshit. Does not respect the children of his wife, and in my mom's case, doesn't even respect his wife. Will threaten to hurt the boys in the family, but is usually too much of a pussy to even throw a punch. Has a God complex and expects his stepchildren to respect him while he shows their mother the utmost disrespect. The second man to ruin my family and we celebrated when we moved out of that house and away from him.

Stepfather: You need to learn some respect.
My sister: Why should I respect someone that doesn't respect my mother.

by imtheworstchildever January 24, 2011

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Stepfather

A man that brainwashed your mother, gold digs her through the whole marriage, even as far as knocking you off her inheritance, makes your real dad broke, shits on your real dad by using his child support for whatever the fuck he wants or to screw over his ex in a lawsuit, constantly brags about how all you kids should feel humbled because he puts you on his insurance even though it was first your mom’s, but he convinces your mom to put him at the top of everything because the husband comes first, and then he treats your mom like shit and manipulates her, and your mom is so in love with him (gets dick) that she doesn’t defend you who is just a constant reminder of her ex and threatens to kick you out because of him and or will always deny your feelings or views even if it is because you do not like her being disrespected by him. He will say he is tough on her because he loves her and the mom buys it because she is 50 something and is desperate for sex. So stepfather yeah an asshole who fucks your mom and fucks your life.

Kid at school: Yo man why you walking around with holes in your pants?
Stepkid: because, my mom is giving my child support to my stepfather to fund his lawsuit with his ex.
Kid: oh shit no wonder kids always hate the stepfather.
Stepkid: Yeah my mom is literally a retarded nympho. Now he wants to throw me out.

by Thatbratovertheresharon July 15, 2020

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Stepfather

An egotistical, sycophantic, asshole that said he is a recovering alcoholic and drug user, and a complete control freak that always dishes out threats that his ass can't pay. He is responsible for the many metal and physical damages that my mother has suffered in this fucking state.

Mom: it's because of you I'm going to lose my kid after I just got them back.

Stepfather: it's not my fault that those fucking pricks left you and its your fault that I'm leaving too I'll send for my shit you bitch! !

by Marine1963grandson June 24, 2014

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Stepdad Bod

A guy who allowed the passing of time to ravage his once great physique but eventually decided to lay off the beers and do a little bit of lifting to attract Cougars like your mom.

"Bro, you have to hit the gym, your starting to get a dad bod."
"You see these guns? I got a stepdad bod, at least!"

by Wackadoodledoo May 20, 2016

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Stepdad

A piece of shit who thinks that because he is married to your mom you should be his personal slave. The stepdad also uses whatever chance he can get to loudly talk about how badly raised you are. Side effects of being a stepdad include treating your own children better than your stepchild while still expecting more out of them and just as much respect.

Wow why does that girl look so uncomfortable in her own home? Ohhhh I think she has a stepdad.

by Cheryl white May 23, 2020

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