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Wicked stepfather

A comedic request line from an older man to younger woman.
Do you want me to be the wicked stepfather you never had?
Wicked stepfather by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016

stepdad issues 

Whatever William Haynes has with the media
Daren: Is stepdad issues even a thing?

Will: Yeah. You know how a lot of people hate their stepdad, that's what I got with the media.
stepdad issues by RVW July 17, 2015

stepdad issues 

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad.
Man, I have stepdad issues with the media. Why does my mom love it so much ugh.
stepdad issues by coleendagx2 August 6, 2015
A real man that steps up and takes care of some other guys children after having wed their mother. This man is helping his wife to raise the children and he is either appreciated or he isn't. Not all stepdads are mean, bullies, assholes, etc. that abuse the head of household position. There are stepdads that really do care and only want the best for his " family ". Not all stepdads are some loser these kid's mom picked up someplace. Most moms put a lot of thought into choosing the man she wants to help take care of those she dearly loves.
Two teens were hanging out talking about life at home. One told the other how his stepdad didn't respect him and treated him like crap. The other teen responded " Wow dude, that sucks, my stepdad is the best thing that ever happened for my mom and me."
stepdad by jpg3 August 11, 2010

stepdad issues 

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad. You hate it, but you know it has to be there 'cause your mom loves it.
Will: I got stepdad issues with the media.
Darren: Fo real?
Will: Like, I hate that shit but it's gotta be there.
stepdad issues by yahweh August 7, 2015

Steppa60 (Steppa60.Steppad60) 

Steppa60 is an extremely famous internet celebrity, mostly known for dating every woman in the world, and starring in 90% of all American films after the year 2005. Steppa60 is currently retired in his home in California.

Steppa60 rose to fame in his first appearance as a competitor in Jeopardy, where he won a total of 26 million United States Dollars ($26,000,000)

Steppa60 is also known for single-handedly taking down the Nazi Regime back in the 40's. Steppa60 was also good friends with Vladimir Putin, around the invasion of Ukraine.

During an interview with celebrity "Quandale Dingle", he states: "Save some for the rest of us!" (reacting to an image of Steppa60 surrounded by women. Quandale Dingle goes on to state that he would let Steppa60 sleep with his wife.

around the Mesozoic era, Steppa60 transcended to god status, after beating a crawfish in the first ever recorded match of strip poker.

"I'd Lowkey fuck Steppa60", random fucking nobody (Aiden) states, right after being saved from a forest fire from Steppa60.
I would sleep with Steppa60 (Steppa60.Steppad60)
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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