sneefer

A guy who smells girls bike seats.

The discreet sneefer crept around in the night smelling bike seats hoping to sniff some sweet, sweet puss.

by bananajellopudding June 9, 2016

Dirty Diamond Steel

Your extremely constipated all day and in a location where dropping this enourmous stinkloaf would be innappropriate so you decided to wait until you return to your own throne. After you squat and relieve your stomach of the huge bodily mass that has been baking in your belly all day, you come to find that your left with a raging woody from the state of euphoria you have achieved. Choosing what you do with the chubby is your own preference.

Beau: Oh man, I had to hold that dump in all day, I couldnt drop that turd at work. But boy oh boy was it relieving.

Sam: Want me to finish off your dirty diamond steel, I see your pitchin a little tent in your gym shorts there.

Beau: Ah what the heck, why not!

by IDropBombz June 12, 2011

Mr Steed

Mr Steed is, in certain Coles supermarkets, the code word called over the PA system for "There's someone agressive at the counters, send the heavies"

"Paging Mr Steed, Mister Steed, Isle 5. Mister Steed"

by Coles Employee September 30, 2008

Chords of Steel

The voice workout that Apollo Justice does (in Ace Attorney) to raise his voice when objecting in court.

Apollo: I'm just practicing my chords of steel workout.

by Apollo Wright September 26, 2014

Steel Beam

Something jet fuel can't melt. Used for support in buildings such as World Trade Centers.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

by Jim Hacking July 29, 2015

Steel Ball Run

An installment of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure which is considered to be the pinnacle of the series. It is summed up in these few sentences. Jesus took the wrong son; This is my horse, my horse is amazing; and the president takes the napkin and tries to rape a girl and steal the power of Jesus Christ. It is actually really good. Even if you don't enjoy anime or manga it can still be enjoyable.

I just finished Steel Ball Run and HOLY SHIT IT IS FUCKING AWSESOME

by Jonny Joestar April 27, 2017

Steelering

When an above average sports team continually loses exhibitions against drastically inferior opponents.

"Their steelering efforts ultimately caused them to miss the playoffs for a 3rd straight year."

by SoCalSteelerfan November 9, 2014