StealthyPoo

Stealthy poo is where you put toilet paper down on the water so that the poop doesn't make a sound nor does water splash at your ass.

"Wakes up in the middle of the night"

You:Damn I need to shit !
You:If I take a shit now its going to get my butt wet and might wake someone up
You:I'll take a "StealthyPoo" !
"Takes a Stealthypoo with a clean non-wet butt and without making a sound"

by Jinaholic September 13, 2011

Stealthen

A nice person who's feelings are okay. They tend to look happy but there feelings are sad though. They get angry a lot but they will calm down. They are trouble makers but they will make it up to you

Omg that's a stealthen

by loyce January 1, 2015

stealthy poopoo

The action of farting in a very delicate way. The air coming out of the ass is stealty thus being hardly noticable

Steven leaned forth and laid a stealthy poopoo in daniels facinity

by Burn44 April 8, 2016

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Stealthy selfie

When you’re trying to take a stealth pic of someone’s (hair, fake tan, outfit, SO, etc...) so you fake a selfie to get the best shot.

I had to take a stealthy selfie as it only way I could get a pic of this chick’s ridiculous camo and cheetah combo

by MasonBurch March 13, 2018

stealtherbate

To masturbate and hope your roomate(s) don't know you are mastrbating. This is usually done after lights out or in the bathroom.

Garrett: I have a boner but there are three other guys in the room.

Bram: Why don't you just stealtherbate?

by Matthew and Bram May 18, 2008

stealthy bastard

One who displays a level of stealth unlike any other

Because of their consistent display of stealthiness everyday, Ellie and Linsday are considered the premiere Stealthy Bastards.

by The original stealth May 23, 2009