Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019

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steam-hosing

The act of holding a bottle or container directly at the tip of one's penis, while stroking the base of the penis with the other hand before (and during) ejaculation. This maneuver is commonly used to gather seaman in a sparing manner.

We used to hate that kid back in college, I was always steam-hosing into his shampoo bottle.

My beer tastes funny.
Yeah, that's 'cause I steam-hosed it.

by Purple Skittles September 8, 2006

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Steal Home

To steal home or "stealing home" is when you take your final shot with a girl. Commonly associated with sliding into her DM's for one last time.

"I've been getting mixed signals with this broad. Do I give it one last go?" -Riley
"At this point, all you can do is Steal Home man. Steal home and slide into her DM's. Worst thing that can happen is you get out. You got nothing to lose" - Art Vandelay

by Snaplatts January 12, 2018

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i speak horse

A sly reference to the size of his big wiener. As in Jeremy is hung like a horse.

She glanced down at the bulge in his Kenneth Cole jeans and knew exactly what he was talking about when he said " I speak horse". To her delight he proved it. From that day on she called them his wiener jeans.

by Get the Mac May 9, 2018

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Streak Hoe

A girl (or guy) who is obsessed with Snapstreaks and will get mad if a streak is ended. This type of person will usually send a snap saying "Streak" on the daily.

Alyssa: "Streak"
Chris: You are such a Streak Hoe.

by Lalalalala3 June 16, 2016

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Sneak Hoe

A conniving, manipulative person. Underhanded. Not to be trusted. Tends to feign sexual attraction in order to control or subjugate those around them.

Yeah, Amy, she's a sneak hoe. Acting like she was dtf when all she wanted was my bottle of Kraken.

by RoscoeNoDash July 28, 2014

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