Statman

One who is very knowledgeable with statistics, specifically basketball stats. Very good with numbers, and usually has a ridiculously good memory. Remembers the most crazy stats that nobody else does.

Statman is helping out by doing the stats for our team tonight!
Did Statman tell you about that Bulls-Pacers game last night?
"Stephen went 6/6 from the 3pt line and had 31pts, 9/13 from the FT line, 8/14 from the field and had 6 Rebounds," says Statman.

by THE Original Statman April 13, 2010

dylan statham and william hadaddin

Dyl and Will are the best people ever. They have a YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl” together. They are very genuine and their content is amazing.

Go subscribe to Dylan Statham and William Hadaddin’s YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl”

by languehadaddin November 27, 2020

statuatory rape

Consentual sex with a minor.

Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!

by Sex Ed December 1, 2006

STASAP

Sooner Than As Soon As Possible.(Sooner Than ASAP)

I wish you could come here STASAP!

by mimih February 18, 2007

stathamrection

An erection acquired through watching multiple Jason Statham films.

Hey look! He's about to rent both Transporter movies and Crank 2. That's going to give him a massive stathamrection.

by StathamHater November 6, 2009

Stathakis

A common Greek surname derived from the root word Stathis meaning good stability.

Joe Stathakis supports love peace and hairgrease.
Anna Stathakis has a Greek accent.

by The greek Geek August 10, 2009

Statsify

Once in a MILLENIUM Hypixel and Minecraft stat bot (for gamers). Worked on by THE BEST DEVELOPERS in the biosphere (they're pretty good) Some would say they are infamous for their sexy bodies and dazzling smiles as well as their ability in the bedroom. (Many women). If you don't have Statsify in your discord server, delete yourself. Thanks.

Jake: Have you heard of Statsify?

Connor: No, what is it?

Jake: Well I know it's better than Statpixel

Connor: Yup.

by GoogleSites (Statpixel Inc.) October 5, 2020