Subway Stance

The stance one assumes in order to brace for the sudden start of a subway or train. A good subway stance makes holding onto handrails unnecessary. Styles include, but are not limited to:

The "Cowboy" (wide legged, forming tunnel with legs)

The "Sprinter" (formation of a triangle with the body, hands on the ground, feet on the ground, stomach in the air)

THe "Doggystyle" (assume doggystyle position)

THe "beanstalk" (anchoring foot under seat or luggage to avoid falling)

Dan- "Wow, look at that guy ride the subway! He doesn't hold on to the handrails at all! How doesn't he fall?"

CHristina-"He is an experience subway rider, and by consequence he has perfected a solid subway stance"

Dan-"THATS THE COOLEST THING EVER"

by Subwayman April 25, 2010

Wide Stance

A euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted.

This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.

Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.

Genevieve is really crushing hard on the varsity QB. Someone should tell her that the dude has a wide stance.

by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner September 5, 2007

Power Stance

The stance typically employed by guitarists. It consists of spreading the legs about a little past shoulder width and bending the knees slightly. Often employed by any musician that plays any music that involves headbanging.

Dick Lovgren's Power Stance is at least six feet wide.

That guitarists Power Stance looks like a workout.

That crab-core Power Stance does not look good at all.

by Karl Hungus 5280 September 3, 2010

boner stance

The way someone stands to hide their boner in public. The person stands slightly hunched over, enough for people not to wuestion why he is doing it, and to hide the boner. This is usually paired with a pelvic twist and one leg forword to push the front of the pants away from your dick. everybody knows exactly what your doing, but i guess its better than showing it full on.

during gym class......

Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over

by SuydamGoodName September 17, 2009

Stanned

Past tense of being an overzealous or obsessive fan of a particular celebrity/artist/person/character, etc.

STalker + fAN = STAN

Eminem's song "Stan" embodied all the aspects of what it means to be a huge fanatic of a music artist, and the word has since been used to encompass all obsessive fan behavior.

who was the first group you ever stanned? do you still stan them or have you moved on?

by Jay Ha September 16, 2018

Stanked Up

The thick, pungent left behind smells of a hot, sweaty, mungy ass sex session. Usually left behind in your room, dorm or car. A dead give away to the trained and experienced nostril like your mom's.

Although Carl told his mom he was doing homework with Cassie, the stanked up room was a dead giveaway that more than their lessons had been worked on.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Mayhugh Stance

When you hold your significant other firmly around the waist. Used at all times (Sitting, standing, walking, etc) and is a genuine sign of affection. Hold is usually so strong that it turns the other person to an awkward angle.

"Dude, I guess he's pretty serious with her, I mean he had her in the Mayhugh Stance throughout the whole party."

by The Little Enchilada October 26, 2006