facebook ex stalker 

When someone lurks and stalks there ex to see what he or she is doing. Usually every so often the person goes back to see what has been written on their ex's wall. And to scope out who the girls/guys he or she is associating themselves with.

Jill : Stop being such a facebook ex stalker Megan.
Megan : I cant help it, but I'm still in love with him.

Jill: Oh gees.

facebook ex stalker by WEIRDOGIRLO!2 January 18, 2010

Trout stalker 

You probably found this the same way I did, watching season 8 episode 5 of chrisley knows best. I can only assume it has something to do with a penis

"- I hate how Amanda is such a trout stalker, shes only out for my penis."

Trout stalker by ElectricFlamme3 August 16, 2020

Dry Stalker 

A person who has previously had no connections through social media that suddenly made accounts to specifically stalk someone they like.

Dude, Bimal is such a Dry Stalker, he only made an account to stalk Bryanna

Dry Stalker by LickyBB December 3, 2016

fart stalker

A term for a person who compulsively seeks a specific person’s flatulence, usually someone whom they wish to own or control.

That guy is a convicted fart stalker, all of his exes have had to endure his disgusting and uncontrollable habit.

fart stalker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Stalker Crush  

1. Having an unexplainable crush on somebody you don't know personally; perhaps a friend of a friend.
2. Liking somebody just by looking through their facebook/myspace profile.

"Oh my gosh, I totally have a stalker crush on that kid in my Biology class. I've never spoken a word to him!"

"I soo have a stalker crush on my sisters friend!"

Stalker Crush by Michika January 3, 2009

Stalkie 

Pretending to take a Selfie but instead actually talking a picture of an unsuspecting victim in the background

Sam on the train texting Tom

Sam: Hey Tom this hot girl just got on the train and shes sitting across from me
Tom: Quick get a Stalkie
Sam: Got it, hang on a sec ill send it to you
Sam gets toms Stalkie
Sam: Nice man, shes a hottie, you should go speak to her

Stalkie by weaby12 October 22, 2013

Comment Stalker 

A person who goes through all the comments to troll because their only purpose in life is to correct people instead of seeing a therapist themselves.

Why is she only a comment stalker to my comment on this post? Don't I also have a right to my opinion?

Comment Stalker by Leointhehouse March 22, 2016