When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.
by Count Blackula January 21, 2004
Get the cum stalagtite mug.1. (n.) A phrase which commonly refers to an unshaven genital region. This is often in reference to males, and often accompanies a great column.
2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).
2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).
1. Elias hadn't shaved in months; he had a veritable stalactite labyrinth in his shorts.
2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"
3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"
2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"
3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"
by massivehorse April 27, 2008
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by Bewesy November 12, 2003
Get the stalagshites mug.During excretion, the individual squats over their sexual partner. Before the log breaks off, the aforementioned partner below places their mouth on the poo and begins to suck upward in popsicle-like fashion. The result, a turd dripping downward representing a stalactite from the cavernous sphincter above.
The man promised her ice cream, but the stalactite she was sucking on was like no other fudgesicle before.
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Get the vaginal stalagmites/stalactites mug.At the Missoula Moose Chile Cook Off, i had to straddle the Damn toilet seat to take a shit because the stalagshite would have sodomized me.
by Hot Dog Goblin September 21, 2020
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