A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.
An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.
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Get the stakeout mug.An ass-kicking super girl, who does it all. She battles demons, her own and everybody elses. While also taking care of her family she still has time to maintain a social life and extra-curricular activities. Everyone has a Stakegirl in their life. She is the protector with the big heart, and you better watch your step because she knows all evil and will tear out your ribcage and wear it as a hat if she sees fit.
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Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."
When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."
Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."
When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."
Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).
Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).
Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).
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Get the not intended to be a factual statement mug.The minimum amount required to play a hand of poker. Also, the minimum amount of effort your lazy ass needs to expend to compete at work, in relationships and basically all facets of life.
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a facebook stakeout can be very boring, but that thirty seconds where you ask the person what your english homework was and then try to make a conversation out of it is so rewarding.
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