slackage

The degree to which someone is slacking.

At my current rate of slackage, I'll eventually drop out of college in about two years and become a homeless bum after being disowned by my parents. I'll live in a cardboard box in the Yukon territory, then get mauled to death in the wilderness, as punishment for my slacking off.

by someone took my name =| May 6, 2006

stankage

the amount of stank that there is

your mom's pussy had so much stankage i had to put some listerine in there

by dude December 4, 2002

Snackage

What to call your significant other when you want to compliment them without being too basic.

"My girl is a snackage, a snack + the full package."

by beneficial913 October 9, 2017

Midnight Snackage

In a sexual manner, the act of eating a glazed potato or a cum covered piece of shit, fresh out of the anus of a male/female whom you just blew your wad into.
See glazed potato for more specific definition.

After fucking my girlfriend in the ass, she brought me some midnight snackage from our previous encounter.

by Michael Pilnetti August 23, 2007

Stickage of Shame

Toilet paper or tissue that gets stuck to your dick after cumming.

Ah man, my dick is covered in stickage of shame.

by Sunioncarrot11 January 22, 2014

stalkage

To stalk someone.

Let's do some stalkage.

by Ajdjjskskks November 8, 2018

snackage

small food items supplied to astronauts as snacks

"Houston, we're looking out at all Creation and enjoying snackage, over"

by SnowDog February 23, 2004