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Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.
Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...
by opiuyt April 27, 2011
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staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.
Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.
by Josh1981 February 7, 2008
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snaining

That horrible combination of rain that is not quite snow...but soon will be.
Basically, it's airborne precipitation that fluctuates mid-drop, and can't seem to make up its mind whether it's rain...or snow...
(This word was created by Stephanie Tyler, of Eaton Township, Ohio.)
"Be careful driving tonight, dear--it's snaining!"
by Diana Tyler February 28, 2005
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E-straining Order

When you threaten to, or follow through with, a block on someone contacting you on a chat or social networking client, such as Myspace, Facebook, MSN, Etc.
Ex.1-"Man, that chick was freaking nuts! She cyber stalked me so much I had to slap a e-straining order on her ass!"

Ex.2- "I hate those pervs from places like Turkey that are always trying to hit me up for nudes! I'm gonna put an e-straining order out on every single one of them!"

Ex.3-"Susie put a e-straining order on me. I don't know how I can go on *dramatic swoon*"
by ThoroZaine September 20, 2009
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Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"
You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.
by ursamel July 24, 2007
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staining the deck

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck
by skinhead1488 August 1, 2010
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it's raining guavas

1. full-on, unmitigated bullshit.
2. to be inundated with bullshit.
3. the act of being bullshat.

syn. - guavenous.
"I got hit with a blue shell, then two green shells, knocking me off the course on Wario Stadium -- then Lakitu put me back down on the course right onto a big banana, and then Baby Luigi's chain chomp knocked me off the course a SECOND time!! It's raining guavas!!! I'm never playing this game again!
by The Dandy April 10, 2004
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