squonk

adj. Southern African slang term for mis-aligned, off-center.

That picture on the wall is squonk. You should fix it.

by Chris Kreft March 27, 2008

squonk

Squonk has no meaning. It defines everything you want, you can use it for everything you want.

Dude you're really squonk

This is really squonk!

by binkelderg February 2, 2019

squankadank

To want to have sex with. Wanting to "fuck"

-Dang B I'd squankadank that hoe.
-Wilver wants to squankadank that fag.
-Danny squankadanked that umpalumpa smurf in the vagina.
-Rene squankadanked the midget that likes to mess around with other midgets.
-Saul like to squankadank with Walrus. (Walrus is Giovanny Otero who is a well known homosexual in the Stone park area, he is known to have had oral sex with many fags around the area)
-Havez is black.

by Wilverine April 17, 2007

squonk

A word I use in band to confuse Ethan

Me: Squonk
Ethan: What's a squonk
Me: You don't know what a squonk is?

by squonk sire February 28, 2020

squonk

A dick fart, much like a queef yet quieter and cheesier.

"Dude, I squonked all up in her grill!"

by TISTHENATEDOGGYDOGG March 8, 2010

Squonk

Performed by a woman after an unprotected clunge-plunging session. The act of firing out the man's splooge from their vertical smile using the vaginal muscle contraction. Not recommended by those seeking pregnancy.

Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette

*Are you going to squonk it out when I'm done?

*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.

*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.

*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.

*After boning, she always Squonks it out into her hand.

*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.

by 5iWa September 11, 2010

squonk

Noun: The sound created by someone learning a new (particularly brass, string, or woodwind) instrument; halfway between a squawk and a honk.

Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.

"She tried to play middle C, but all she got was a squonk."

"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."

"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"

"Will that squonking never cease?"

by Rozax August 14, 2013