Squatchcock

Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.

balls stank nasty

Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"

by Jess and Nina May 15, 2016

Squinch a grimpy

1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.

That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.

by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023

Squetch

A decrepit southern bigfoot.

I swear Bill that Squetch i saw was at least 9 feet

by Butt Pancakes June 18, 2017

pappin the squatch

To grab a browneye while rattling a youngster

I was total pappin the squatch last night.
I papped her squatch
i would pap your squatch real real hard

by Ross Chisholm November 19, 2007

Squatch

The patchy hair that grows on the nape of the neck where hairline begins to fade away.

The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.

“Hey man you need a haircut. Your squatch is looking pretty bad.”

“Hey babe, can you give me a squatch rub?”

by MaGiC48x January 13, 2022

Squatch-tard

A person who is simultaneously a Sasquatch and a Retard. This could be accomplished by having a very tall person who has retard behavior, or by having an abnormally tall person with retardistic facial expressions.

Sarah, stop propping your chin on the rim of the basketball goal, you're slobbering all over the net....Ya freakin' Squatch-tard.

by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009

squatchee

Button on top of ball caps

What is the button on top of baseball hats? A Squatchee!

by Mr. Travis December 27, 2013