Squirrels 

Sorry

Squirrels, I forgot to reply to your message.

Squirrels by Eyes89 November 2, 2021

squirrels 

dangerous creatures living around the world. they will not hesitate to harm /k1ll you. they will chase you to the ends of the earth and rip open your car door to attack you. they are highly venomous and less then a drop of their venom can leave millions unalived. there's no way to tame them or get away from them.

"squirrels are scary, man." -tom holland

squirrels by v_koshi May 7, 2022

Squirrels!

Squirrels: An interjectory word used to notify a friend that their attention and conversation are bouncing around like a labrador with ADHD at a squirrel festival.

So Jennifer asked me to go with her to ohmigawd did I tell you about this place with the fountain? So I texted her back and anyway you've got to see my new iPhone it's so amazing I've got to show you the YouTube about the guy drawing on one. Ooooh, let's stop for ice cream and oh wow do you see that blond guy? ohmig...

SQUIRRELS!

Where!?!?

Squirrels! by Duxall Inarow July 5, 2010

squirrels in the attic 

Madness, insanity, deluision.

He's got a couple of squirrels up in his attic, if you know what I mean.

squirrels in the attic by gramaticon August 28, 2005

Squirrels in my pants 

A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'

P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.

Squirrels in my pants by Toastybunzzz November 3, 2022

Squirrels penis 

Also known as a 'Wet Willy'

It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'

Squirrels penis by Super Sandy Cheeks February 2, 2022

squirrels gone wild 

www.squirrelsgonewild.net mikey adam joe santino and chris the youngest rock band in tampa and they are pretty good they do alot of old stuff the beatles the doors and some new junk like green day check them out or if you live in florida go to their shows!!!!

omg i just got back from a squirrels gone wild gig and i almost colapsed because of the hottness eminating from certain persons on stage ^.^

squirrels gone wild by invader boo April 9, 2004