urban squirreling

the act in which a person goes through a drive through with the car in reverse so that the passenger side of the vehicle must order and receive the food

You might receive really odd looks, or in some cases, the fast food worker won't notice the difference. The key to urban squirreling is to keep a straight face.

by tazmonkey33 September 11, 2011

squirrelicious

A deliciously frisky lady

That girl's squirrelicious attitude turns me on!

by Mo She March 31, 2008

squirrelsexual

When you'resexually attracted to squirrels. Doesn't matter the gender.

Damn that squirrel over there is hot, im so squirrelsexual.
Why are you so squirrelsexual my dude.
BOI!! YOU’RE SO squirrelsexual.

by Bryyscolaa January 23, 2018

Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.

I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Two Squirrels and a Monkey

when you have two chicks sucking each one of your nuts and your howling like a monkey.

The RocKK "Yeah dude, he got them to do the "Two Squirrels and a Monkey" on him last night"

B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."

by Bdpballaaaa February 19, 2012

That squirrels granary is full

Used to describe traits of a female's body that could be considered pleasing to the opposite sex. ( i.e. the "Full Package")

Dang! THAT squirrels granary is full! Ya know what I'm saying?!

by Soomanchu October 8, 2009

rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop

Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")

Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"

by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011