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squirm party

n. An event where you are invited by a mutual friend of someone you don't care for (for whatever reason), but accept the invite and attend just because you know the person you don't care for will be there and you want to make them squirm.
Yeah, I got invited by my ex's friend to their house. It's going to be a total squirm party. And I'm going to look hot.
by ggelatine November 11, 2009
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Tangerine squirts

The "Tangerine squirts" is a form of really sloppy, smelly, dis-coloured diarhoea.
John: Do you want to go out for some Indian food tonight?

Mike: Nah, iv still got the Tangerine squirts from the last Indian I had.
by Bigtim89yabass September 13, 2009
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Hershey Squirts

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).
Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.
by miggelzworth October 26, 2010
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Squirm

The feeling a female gets when they're really turned on. Not up near their belly button, but lower. Definitely in the vagina. None of this butterflies up by the belly button business. We're talking serious, I need it now, no fooling around business. Wet.

Or, the feeling a guy gets when he's so turned on that he has to stick it in or bop the baloney before something bad happens. Sex hungry.
Craig is so sexy, I squirm just by looking at him!!
by GOLisreallyLOL November 21, 2011
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Buffalo Wild Squirts

OMG, I have a bad case of buffalo wild squirts.
by jbg1000 January 7, 2011
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hershey's squirts

the runs, diahrea, chocolate volcano, etc. when your shit is hella runny and it comes out with a great explosion of warm shitty goodness.
"I don't feel so good...I have Hershey's squirts"
by LaRon May 18, 2006
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Squirmy

1 - Not being able to sit still, constant movement, back and forth action done more specifically while sitting down or lying down, as if moving like a worm
2 - Therefore, to be worm like in your actions.
3 - A combination of squirrel and wormy in actions equating to being fucking squirmy
1 -- In the morning, the early bird gets the squirmy worm.
2 -- In the early morning, the lady gets the squirmy sperm.
3 -- Most common: Dude. Chill out, stop being all squirmy. Relax.
by Frankee Franklin May 26, 2020
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