squities

boobs that look like they're sufficating, aka squished tities.

James: Look at that girl.
Javi: SQUITIES!

by PIT chik May 25, 2007

squinties

slanted eyed folk of the east.Refering to the shape of the eyes, slanted and resemble squinting.

I went to the squinties resturant but i couldn't order because those mother fuckers looked like they where asleep. Lets go lynch a nig.

by mander October 14, 2004

Burny-squirties

Quick squirts that burns your asshole as you shit.

I got the burny-squirties when I got sick :(

by HeyNoneOfThatBullshit September 11, 2011

Squirtmerk

Someone who shoots up drugs.

Did you see that squirtmerk shooting meth in front of the 7-11?

by Richard9a November 8, 2023

squirtgiment

offbrand version of "splatoon", because "splatton" combines "splat" and "platoon", while squirtgiment combines "squirt" and "regiment"

bro: can't wait for squirtgiment 2763
splatoon fan: sybau

by mrbeast539275 July 27, 2025

hershey squirties

this happens when you are about to take a loud, juicy fart and your poopy, kaka, will squirt all over the floor and it will look like you spilled chocolate syrup all over the carpet

jerry: hey garry
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.

by hc.goose March 24, 2022

Dirty Squirties

An extreme and explosive diahrea attack

Mary knocked Hank over in the hallway when she was running to the bathroom with a mean case of the Dirty Squirties!

by Harry Iconnick Jr May 29, 2023