squib

A kid who can not function as a normal human being, often obsessed with pop culture or magic.

"Look at Greg, what a squib."

by Whhhaaaat? January 29, 2005

Squib

The condensation between the base of the scrodem and the anal opening (usually caused by stress, work, or an intense game of hockey). This is the primary cause of male chafing.

Dude, I got so much squib its leaing through my boxers. Got a kleenex?

by Butcher1977 February 06, 2010

Squib

One who does not know how to work freeview

"oi change the channel, oh wait you cant your a squib."

by theresareasonwhyshescalledruff May 17, 2008

Squib

Large piece of fatty substance around the neck and cheek area. Thought to be magical in its properties. Often used as a sex aid.

She has a fat squib or damn that squib is both fat and juicy

by teh_pwnerer January 11, 2005

Squib

It's like birb, but with squid.

Cute squid. Must protecc.

You're a kid now.
You're a squib now.

by The guy who is a person July 15, 2021

squib

an explanation for any amount of time you so choose. it could be five minutes , it could be five years, it don't matter. and you know if you use it right because it FEELS right.

wrong: I'm going to the store for a squib.

right: I'm going to the store, I'll be back in a squib.

wrong: Squib.

right: Squib squib squib.

by Jennifer Worm for Chad Hagen August 29, 2007

Squib

To be afraid or fearful of something or someone - to chicken out.

Friend A: Sorry fellas, I can't come to the pub tonight, the missus said so.

Friends B, C and D: You fucking squib...

by davosss December 29, 2006