Definitions by Funkylostsock

california kickstand 

A Kentucky kickstand but add avocado.

I tried a California kickstand and now I need a cervical spine fusion.

california kickstand by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021

kentucky kickstand 

All activities that may result in a suspicious and serious neck injury.

I’m wearing this neck brace because I tried a Kentucky kickstand. Don’t do it!

kentucky kickstand by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021

squibblewots 

A duel of trivia about the history of England. Loser has to drink luke warm tea.

I’m not afraid to engage in a gentleman’s squibblewots match if you do not release her from your clutches!

squibblewots by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021