Funkylostsock's definitions

california kickstand

A Kentucky kickstand but add avocado.

I tried a California kickstand and now I need a cervical spine fusion.

by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021

squibblewots

A duel of trivia about the history of England. Loser has to drink luke warm tea.

I’m not afraid to engage in a gentleman’s squibblewots match if you do not release her from your clutches!

by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021

kentucky kickstand

All activities that may result in a suspicious and serious neck injury.

I’m wearing this neck brace because I tried a Kentucky kickstand. Don’t do it!

by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021