california kickstand

I tried a California kickstand and now I need a cervical spine fusion.
by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021
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squibblewots

A duel of trivia about the history of England. Loser has to drink luke warm tea.
I’m not afraid to engage in a gentleman’s squibblewots match if you do not release her from your clutches!
by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021
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kentucky kickstand

All activities that may result in a suspicious and serious neck injury.
I’m wearing this neck brace because I tried a Kentucky kickstand. Don’t do it!
by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021
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