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can of squelch

an inside joke in the U.S. military played on 'Boots' (newly arrived from boot camp).

squelch is a term used to fine-tune radios. it is a knob or button that controls whether or not background noise is heard on an open channel. it is used when communication is poor or lost and you are scanning your frequency/channel for any recognizable sounds.

telling someone to get a 'can' of squelch sends them to go ask someone, causing everyone who knows the joke to laugh. this is not always wise to send a boot to a Senior NCO for.
0311: hey Boot!

Boot: "Corporal?"

0311: "go down to supply and get a can of squelch. this radio's been acting up all morning and i can't get comm."

Boot goes to supply, waits in line, and then gets yelled at for wasting supply's time and their own. Usually ends with the Boot cleaning something unimaginable or guarding something insignificant for long, long, periods of time.
by Marines is capitalized January 22, 2011
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dick squelch

The noise made when you are in the bath and you "take care of yourself" above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however dick squelches are even more obvious then below water "dick splashes".
"Alex, whats that noise? are you dick squelching" "no mum!"
by analex127 January 23, 2009
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squelchytoecrumbs

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by @niki.lodeon January 2, 2021
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The Squincher Squeeze

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.
Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022
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squelch

the particular sound that an aroused vagina makes when being penetrated.
that was some serious squelch action lads.
by dirty kav April 24, 2005
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squelching

the sloppy sounds of sex when one has a really wet vagina to fuck.
"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"

"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"

"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"
by Ali THE COOLEST May 31, 2005
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quelcher

1. One who bails on plans with friends at the last minute.

2. Someone who is a scheister

3. One whose pussy makes Juicy noises while walking. Verb quelching or to quelch.
1. Debra quelched all the way home from the store after bartering for a loaf of bread.

2. Give me back my sock full of nickels you quelcher.

3. Doug wouldn't come to the bar with us. He quelched out.
by Craig W. April 1, 2007
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