voldemort squeezer

when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth.

I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park

by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009

Breakfeast Squeezer

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.

Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

by Sean Bishop July 9, 2009

Frame Squeezer

When someone with a shitty computer tries to get as best as they can out of their 10 year old graphics card.

"Hey that guy is a Frame Squeezer. Just look at that GTX 760."

by kooljess702 July 29, 2017

squeeler

A woman who makes an especially loud and high pitched noise when she orgasms.

I never expected her to be a squeeler, she just went crazy.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

Lemon Squeezer

Someone that gives you hand jobs.

I could use a lemon squeezer.

by Party Crashers October 12, 2009

deuce squeezer

another way to say asshole

your a fucking deuce squeezer

by Myster Rees March 6, 2007

Visa Squeezer

A Visa Squeezer can be described as an individual who enters a country and obtains a visa under false pretences to take advantage of the system for individual gain.

I got married to someone I don't even know, it cost me 5K but I have now got a Visa and I can stay for as long as I like (Visa Squeezer).

I dropped my kacks and got up the duff and had a baby with this mug so I could get a visa (Visa Squeezer)

by Fred_wood December 21, 2012